⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I survived 3 days. I died opening a door.”
I went into SurrounDead thinking:
“Okay, another chill survival zombie game. Loot, craft, vibe.”

Wrong.
This game is actually a door-opening simulator with consequences.

Day 1:
• Found food
• Found a gun
• Felt powerful
• Trusted a staircase

Day 2:
• Learned zombies can hear thoughts
• Discovered sprinting is just screaming in italics
• Accidentally invited the entire county into my building

Day 3:
I opened a door.
There were seven zombies behind it.
Seven.
Not one.
Not two.
Seven.
They were waiting.
They had a meeting.

Combat feels good.
Looting is addicting.
Crafting makes you feel smart until you realize you crafted confidence instead of survival.

Every death is my fault.
Every respawn is me saying “okay but THIS time I’m built different.”

If you enjoy:
✔️ Slow, tense exploration
✔️ The sound of your own footsteps causing panic
✔️ Getting humbled by basic architecture

Buy this game.

10/10 — would absolutely die again because I “just needed one more room.”

⭐ “Schedule 1: The Only Game That Made Me Respect My Google Calendar” ⭐

Hours played: 25 (but spiritually? 400.)

I don’t know who at the studio woke up one morning and said, “Let’s make a game that feels like being chased by an appointment reminder with a knife,” but they deserve both a raise and mandatory therapy.

Gameplay:
Imagine if Hades, Excel, and your high school guidance counselor teamed up to ruin your free time. That’s Schedule 1. I spent the first hour learning the mechanics and the next 25 hours making a spreadsheet about the mechanics.

Story:
Peak. Cinema. Shakespeare is rolling in his grave because he didn’t think of this first. At one point the game told me I had “5 minutes remaining,” and I genuinely apologized out loud like it was my wife.

Graphics:
So good I caught myself squinting at UI elements like they were tax documents. Immersion level: IRS.

Sound:
The soundtrack goes unnecessarily hard. I tabbed out for a second and suddenly realized I was studying for a test that isn’t real.

Performance:
Runs flawlessly on my toaster. I sneezed once and the frame rate went UP.

Multiplayer:
Every friend I recommended this to hasn’t spoken to me since.
10/10 community building.

Overall:
This game didn’t just improve my time management —
it took custody of it.
If it told me to be in bed by 10 I would genuinely tuck myself in.

FINAL VERDICT:
✔️ Turned my life around
✔️ Made me laugh
✔️ Made me cry
✔️ Made my calendar app file a restraining order
11/10 – Would miss another deadline to play again.

✈️ VTOL VR – The Only Game Where You Accidentally Bomb Your Own Base and Salute About It

I bought VTOL VR thinking I’d become Maverick.
Instead, I became the guy who spills his virtual coffee, forgets the parking brake, and ejects mid-taxi.

The first mission? I spent 15 minutes flipping random switches like I was trying to defuse a bomb made of IKEA parts.
By the time I figured out how to start the engines, I was sweating like a real pilot — except real pilots probably don’t yell “BRO WHY IS IT ROLLING BY ITSELF?!”

Once airborne, I realized this game isn’t just “flight sim in VR.”
It’s a spiritual awakening.
You’re not playing a game — you’re becoming the cockpit.
You’ll reach for switches in real life and almost punch your monitor. You’ll salute NPCs that can’t see you. You’ll whisper “Fox-3” while your family wonders if you’ve joined the Air Force.

I tried to refuel midair.
Missed.
Twice.
Then rammed the tanker out of spite.

The immersion? 10/10.
The realism? 10/10.
My dignity after trying to land with the gear up? Classified.

If you want a game that makes you feel like an elite pilot and a complete idiot at the same time — this is it.
Every flight is a rollercoaster of pride, panic, and "why is that light blinking?"

🧠 Pro Tip: Don’t forget to map your eject button. You’ll need it.
🔥 Real Tip: You can play this for hundreds of hours and still find new buttons to mess up.

⭐ 10/10 would crash again.
👨‍✈️ I am now legally married to my HOTAS setup.
🛩️ My neighbors think I own a jet. I just scream “BINGO FUEL” in VR.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “0.9 hours in and I’ve seen things no duck should ever see.”

They said this was like Tarkov with ducks.
They didn’t say I’d be ambushed by a mallard in a balaclava wielding a spoon.

Within ten minutes, I slipped on a wet feather, quacked in fear, and got sniped by a goose named “BreadDealer69.” I tried to loot a pond—it looted me instead.

The realism is incredible. I can hear my duck’s heartbeat. I can feel his PTSD. The graphics are so good I could smell the swamp and my own regret.

I found a piece of stale bread worth more than my entire loadout, and I died defending it like it was my firstborn. 10/10 immersion.

Pros:
🦆 Tactical quacking
🍞 Dynamic bread economy
💦 Realistic mud physics

Cons:
🪶 None. Only fear.

Would recommend to anyone who enjoys high-stakes looting, emotional damage, and the sound of distant quacks haunting their dreams.