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Cats are the bane of your existence. You must slaughter all of them before they outbreed you and cause you to suffocate since all the air is filled with cats (catsphyxiation?).

After years of extensive dwarven research, scientists have concluded that no, pig iron is not related to pigs in any way, and is therefore impossible to craft into ☼steel bacon☼.

Having a complete lack of a nervous system, the only thing the Giant Cavern Sponge can feel is a COMPLETE AND ALL CONSUMING RAGE!!!! RRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I am the Lego, on which you step! *so evil*