WOOOOOO CAN PLAY NOW but with 300 ping thanks starbreeze 10/10 way more playable 😎👊 praise twitter man 😎👊😎👊😎👊😎👊😎👊😎👊

SUSSY MOMENTS, I <3 Impostor (MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER FROM AMONGUS AND

GOOOBIES

all the bug fixes in the world can't make the gameplay and story un-sucky.

it does feature wholesome keanu's best performance since johnny mnemonic tho.

oh and the r34 art is ok (not enough rogue, cmon boys) i guess but you don't need to buy the game to see that.

0/10 less playable than fallout 4.

bought for the titties, stayed for the cars.

honestly, i like francine dee and tila tequila, but i'd absolutely ♥♥♥♥ the nissan skyline over either of them, it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beast and handles like a dream.

if you liked burnout, then this is totally worth a go.

this ♥♥♥♥ completely ruined my life so it's honestly hard to say if it's worth it or not.
it's not really a game, if i had to describe it i think it's more of a religious experience.

i can't take myself seriously anymore and neither can anyone else.

if you get the impression that no-one will miss you when you die, give this a go for a few weeks, don't talk to anyone and see what happens.

goes well with star trek (the good ♥♥♥♥ TNG/DS9/VOY) marathons and copious amounts of alcohol.


10/10 guess i got rimmed, thanks tynan

in "ass erect" you play as captain john "hotdog" reevis, on a quest to pork every alien in the galaxy to prevent disaster and erectile dysfunction.

the shooting doesn't work but i think that's cause ol' johnny boy can't keep it up

thought this was a furry game, read it as "tails from the borderlands"

still good, not enough tails though

theyre rats and theyre bad

i'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules

dont buy this

abandonware

real shame, but i assume they're working really hard on seduction of shaqeera 2 so could be worth it