Amazing re-release of the game, love Velvet's bad-assery

Pants? Where we're going, we dont need pants. *puts on sunglasses*

I like fluffy butts and I cannot lie. You other fluffers can't deny. When a pretty little poon walks in your place and shakes it in your face you get sprung!

*insert more parodic song here cuz im too tired to write the rest*

Zack is good gay puppy uwu *tailwags*

I am severely disappointed. I kickstarted this game and this demo is not making me want it. I felt frustrated at how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard the first boss is. I wanted zelda + castlevania. Not freaking Dark Souls. This is just plain unfair. Fix the game, Yacht Club, or you will lose sales. This game should be accessible to anyone, not just "git gud" dark souls-ey players.

neww dub sucks but everything else is amazing

Amazing game! Side quests are a little boring but the main game is great!

Absolutely AMAZING game, heartfelt story, fluid sexy combat, A2 is my favorite bad ♥♥♥♥♥ <3

but I am wondering WHY I don't have 60fps cutscenes like the patch promised? All my cutscenes are still pre rendered 30fps. Am I doing something wrong? Do I have to delete a folder from the older version of the game or something? Tried reinstalling on steam, no luck, tried googling it and searching for hours, no luck. We were promised 60fps cutscenes and somehow I don't have them. Any help would be appreciated.

Makes me feel like an emo kid again