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Scientists at the LHC recently discovered a new, previously unknown type of pants. A still more glorious dawn awaits.

Chief technical advisor to the Dogecoin and Kanyecoin projects

RULES:

+ These are my rules. If you don't like them then TOUGH STUFF
+ Only +rep for rep / trade unless you beat me in Pokemon RP bingo (obviously)
+ No invites from anyone in Boise, Idaho. You know why!!!!!
+ If you have a bad face then get it fixed or get it removed before having a contact!
+ Only comment if you have positive vibes or are a Real Man™
+ If you don't like Twilight then you can keep on walkin'!



PC SPECS
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+ Dell INSPIRONS 3000 series XT with ultra crisp monitor
+ Kensington Trackball elite
+ 500GB of ram

CAR SPECS
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+ 1998 Chevy Cavalier with Auqa Metallic exterior
+ 2x Goodmark® high yield halogen lights
+ Midnight black floor mats
+ Hand made, high-precision, beaded seat covers