poopboyfresh1
💩👑 poopboyfresh1: The Legend of the Loo 👑💩
Forged in the stalls of destiny, poopboyfresh1 isn’t just a gamer — he’s a movement. With cheeks of steel and reflexes faster than a toilet swirl, he drops W’s harder than last night’s curry. Born to clutch, raised on lag, and feared by plumbing systems worldwide, he wipes squads and… other things with equal finesse.
🧻 Master of the Ghost Wipe
🚽 Architect of the Quad Flush
🔥 Ranked #1 in 💩/minute efficiency
Some say he never leaves the throne. Others say the throne follows him. All we know is… he’s fresh, he’s funky, and he’s forever.

poopboyfresh1 — 💀 One plop ahead of the meta. 💀
💩👑 poopboyfresh1: The Legend of the Loo 👑💩
Forged in the stalls of destiny, poopboyfresh1 isn’t just a gamer — he’s a movement. With cheeks of steel and reflexes faster than a toilet swirl, he drops W’s harder than last night’s curry. Born to clutch, raised on lag, and feared by plumbing systems worldwide, he wipes squads and… other things with equal finesse.
🧻 Master of the Ghost Wipe
🚽 Architect of the Quad Flush
🔥 Ranked #1 in 💩/minute efficiency
Some say he never leaves the throne. Others say the throne follows him. All we know is… he’s fresh, he’s funky, and he’s forever.

poopboyfresh1 — 💀 One plop ahead of the meta. 💀
Currently Offline
🍑 Cheeks of Fate 🍑
🩸 poopboyfresh1 – The Stained Survivor 🩸
Role: Survivor
Real Name: ??? (Known only as "The Fresh One")
Perks: Ghost Wipe, Clutch Flush, Cheek Sense

Lore:
Not much is known about where he came from. Some say he spawned from the clogged toilets of an abandoned summer camp; others whisper he was once a plumber who stared into the drain… and the drain stared back.

poopboyfresh1 appeared in the fog after a janitor went missing from Midwich Elementary. All they found was a shattered plunger, a faint sulfuric stench, and a perfectly folded square of toilet paper — untouched by time or moisture.

Witnesses claim they’ve seen him squatting in the tall grass, cheeks clenched with divine purpose. He doesn’t run… he waddles, unpredictably. Killers hesitate, unsure if he’s bait — or just built different. Generators get done, but so do toilets. Always in pairs. Always flushed twice.

No one’s sure how he survives, but one thing’s clear:

The Entity cannot cleanse what it cannot comprehend.

🧻 “He doesn’t fear The Hag. He’s seen worse… in gas station restrooms.”
– Dwight Fairfield


🩸🚽 The Clogger 🩸🚽
Real Name: Unknown (Formerly known as "Marty Flushman")
Realm: The Septic Sanctum
Weapon: The Porcelain Crusher (a cracked toilet tank lid)
Terror Radius: 32m of slow-building gurgling sounds… until it explodes


💀 Lore:

Once a humble maintenance worker at the Haddonfield Sanitation District, Marty took pride in unclogging horrors no mortal should see. But one day, the blockage fought back. A biohazard overflow of cursed waste dragged him into a septic dimension — where the pipes twist forever and nothing ever flushes.

Marty became The Clogger, an abomination born of plungers, rage, and unholy sewage. His face is hidden behind a shattered toilet seat. His breath stinks of decay and disappointment. Survivors don’t just bleed — they leak.

His purpose? To stop poopboyfresh1, the one survivor whose cheeks defy him.

🩸 Power – “Backed Up”

Hold to charge a septic eruption at any used generator or vault location. When released, the area explodes into a geyser of sludge, slowing survivors, silencing footsteps, and causing “Skid Status” — a debuff that leaves a brown trail and disables fast vaults. Yes, it’s gross. Yes, it’s canon now.

💩 Perks:

Septic Surge
When a generator is completed, all other gens regress 5% and emit the ”Stank Aura” — revealing survivors who’ve interacted with them for 5 seconds.

Toilet Trauma
After hooking a survivor, the nearest locker becomes “jammed” with sludge and unusable for 20 seconds. Any survivor who attempts to hide in it screams and poops a little.

Flush Frenzy
After a chase lasting 15 seconds, The Clogger gains 4% Haste for every pallet dropped — capped at 12%. Ends on hit. Bonus: survivors in chase suffer Urge Overload, making their skill checks faster and more frequent.

🧻 Mori Animation:

He raises the toilet lid above the survivor’s head… they scream as he slams it down repeatedly while swirling a plunger like a gladiator. The final moment: a glowing brown geyser erupts from the ground beneath them, sucking them into the septic void.
🍑 Cheeked Up and Logged In 🍑
🚽⚠️ ⸸ The Scroll of the Seventh Flush ⸸ ⚠️🚽
(ง •̀_•́)ง 💩 Long ago, before bidets and fiber, a chosen gamer sat upon the porcelain throne… and unleashed The Stain Eternal. Born from 3-day-old Taco Bell + expired milk, it cracked the bowl and echoed through plumbing like Gregorian screams. ☠️🌀
(ʘᗩʘ’) “It’s not poop… it’s a ritual.
🐉 The Toilet Sage foretold:

"When the cheeks align and the Wi-Fi lags,
A brown serpent shall breach the seal..."
Ever since, I squat not for relief, but for glory. 🪑🛐
Every flush? A baptism.
Every wipe? A war crime.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🍑💥
👻 Beware the ghost wipe.
🕳️ Fear the endless smear.
💀 Pray the bowl accepts your offering.

🧻💫 Poop is temporary. But the stain… the stain is eternal. 💫🧻



🚽🔥 ⸸ The Scroll of the Seventh Flush — Vol. II ⸸ 🔥🚽
(ง꒪⌓꒪)ง 💩 They called him mad when he wiped counterclockwise…
But the bowl… the bowl demanded sacrifice. 🕳️🩸

🌪️ The prophecy speaks:

“He who double-flushes shall awaken the Porcelain Wraith.”
“And he who clogs shall answer to The Plunger Court.” 👨‍⚖️🪠

🧠💥 My third eye opened mid-wipe.
I saw my past lives.
I pooped in all of them.

📜 The Ritual of the Double Taco was completed.
🌮🌮 + ☕ + 💊 = 💩🧠💀
I wiped with speed.
I looped with stink.
I bled brown and laughed.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ🚽 “This is my gen now.”
(ಥ﹏ಥ) “Why is the water… rising?”
(⌐■_■) “The killer can’t chase what he can’t approach.”

🪑 I do not crouch…
I assume the Ceremonial Stance.
🧻 Every offering is brown.
💀 Every trial, a bowel judgment.

🔮 One day, I shall ascend:
☁️ Toiletless. Wipeless.
But not… Stainless.
༼ ༎ຶ෴༎ຶ༽つ 🧻💫



💀🍑 💩The Forbidden Drop💩 🍑💀
Legends whisper of a turd so dense it bends light. Born of gas station sushi and Mountain Dew, it defies science and screams in Morse code. 💢 Every splash echoes through the toilet realm, summoning ancient plumbing gods. 🚽🛐 Is it fear? Is it freedom? No—it's the 💩final boss💩 exiting the dungeon with zero loot but max XP.
👁️ I do not poop. Poop channels through me.
🌀 Sometimes I scream. Sometimes it screams back.
📉 K/D ratio? Fine. 💩/flush ratio? Unholy.
🌑💫**"From crack we came, to crack we return."**💫🌑


💀🍑 💩The Forbidden Drop: Vol. II💩 🍑💀

📖 They say it wasn’t poop...
It was a manifestation.
Born from expired chili and gamer fuel,
it didn’t plop — it landed with intent. ☢️🪂

👂 The splash spoke to me.
📡 In ancient code.
☠️ My toilet blinked 3 times.
Then I blinked 4.

🧻 My plumber arrived.
He saw the bowl. He left a different man.
🧠 “This is no clog… this is a curse.

🐍💨 It slithered.
Not by movement — by vibe.
🌪️ The air pressure dropped.
My cat passed out.

🎮 In-game, my survivor collapsed.
💀 Real life? My chair began to steam.

💫💬 “It’s not over,” I whispered.
The bowl hissed back,
“It never was.

🕳️🧼 Now I don’t wipe. I meditate.
I chant. I pray. I aim.
But I do not control.
The Drop decides.

⚰️💩 /flush ratio: 999:1
🍑 Kills: 0
🌊 Splash Damage: ✨Limitless✨

🧻🛐 Final words before I ascend:

“You don’t poop in the toilet.
You offer it something… and hope it accepts.”
Salien Stats
Level Reached
1
Bosses Fought
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Experience Earned
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Recent Activity
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last played on Jan 9
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JayDKay EnRage Jul 6, 2025 @ 11:56am 
-rep tunnling. Ahh i see u like -rep learn to play
Lyva Jul 5, 2025 @ 9:50am 
-rep lil crying baby... It's fine no need to take this game soooo seriouslyyy... Learn how to keep ur cooollll kiddd :steamthumbsup:
царапка Jul 5, 2025 @ 9:09am 
ahaha the most cringy profile i have ever seen
ванплас глабалка Jul 4, 2025 @ 10:48am 
чей крым?
Ace in Your Hole Jul 1, 2025 @ 9:41am 
-rep sandbagged me because I wouldn't heal them under hook when Bubba is literally 2 metres away. I've encountered cats and dogs smarter than this player.
Ratty Reaper Jun 30, 2025 @ 10:20am 
-rep calls me clueless and useless when we could have gotten a 4k out if our teammate didnt go afk on hook and sandbagged me with i'm guessing his friend because they both have the same guy in their comments so i hope they get some help