🔥 HOT: Profiles/ - High Quality

Dispensing sugary justice is a demanding job. Smashing through walls unexpectedly and screaming "OOOOH YEEEAAAAAH!!!!" when a trio of people say "OH NO!!!" in quick succession. When no wall is available I have to lug my own damn wall into position and then break through that, but then the element of surprise is lost....

Coming out with new flavors to add to the line is the other half of the job. Flavors such as "Purple Punishment", "Agent Orange", "Blue Beatdown", "Red Roid-Rage", "Killer Kiwi-Strawberry", "Tangent Tango Takedown", and others still in development. Its not like there's a huge swath of jobs available for an 8 foot tall pitcher of undead Koolaid.