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2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Not for me. The UI was all over the place. It kept auto-picking rocks which made you overencoumbered. The map's a mess. You can't use WASD to move. I can see how this would have been fun to play 25 years ago, but today? No.
In my honest opinion, this was not fun at all. You'd have a better time going back to play Baldur's Gate 1.
Posted December 21, 2024.
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5.7 hrs on record
Evelyn best girl. I genuinely grew to like Evelyn, and the music was good.
Screw Emily.
Posted December 31, 2019.
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2.1 hrs on record
This game drags you through a short story seen through a blind girl's eyes. (Heh, yeah... I know what I said)
Anyhow. The artistic side of the game is decent enough. Pleasant to look at, and all that, but the story, the pace of the game, the game-mechanics, gameplay and level design... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You will fall asleep or at least get pissed through the 2nd half of this game. The girl moves horribly slow through a terrain you can't see (because she's blind, duh!). If you want to explore the game, keep it to the edges and stuff, your character will occationally bump into trees and bushes and stop; Making this already horribly slow game into an excruciatingly slow game. There are pretty much 2 game-mechanics. You have like... 5? 6? objects you need to interact with for story progress or achievement (by the way, all the achievements are hidden, so good luck with that!). And the other is finding out that certain objects aren't what they seem when you get close to them.
SPOILER ALERT:
The story is also... wow, I don't even understand it fully. It's so deep. A blind girl finds a cat in her garden. Probably the neighbours cat since it has a collar. And befriends it. And when it doesn't show up anymore, she starts to look for it. Which is what any blind person would do, right? "Let's go into places and terrains I have not yet experienced, without a friend or someone to watch my back! Brilliant!" She meets this other girl that lost her ball, and this other girl even decided to ask the blind girl to find her ball. This game. Wow. I mean, that's what I do whenever I lose stuff as well. I ask a blind person to find them for me. That'll get the job done.
Ok, so back on track. The girl probably got hungry and ate shrooms along the way, because boy. She is hallusinating this cat a whole lot. And in the end, the cat was dead all along.
I mean, you could probably, maybe, find some life lesson things or other forms of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in this game, but like the blind girl, I'm just not seeing it.

I'm a gamer. I like action, thriller, puzzles, fun. This was just slow, boring and dull. Not worth the money unless you get it in a bundle, believe me.

There's a reason why only like 18% of the players who played this game only finished the game.
Posted September 13, 2017. Last edited September 13, 2017.
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961.4 hrs on record (85.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
EDIT: Alright. It didn't even take me 10 games with my new computer to win. Twice. I can finally see the difference between players and bushes from a distance. Aiming is easier, as you don't have those pesky mini-spikes anymore and opening/closing doors way are more consistent.
I've also got more control over where my enemies are, judging by the sound they make. I'm also pretty sure I can spot players from way further away, though this might just be my imagination. But all in all, the game still feels the same, but it's a LOT more pleasant to play with a high-end computer, for sure.


PRE-EDIT:
The game's pretty fun. Requires skill, luck, patience and general knowledge about the game. Fun to play with friends, but if you have an old computer, this game will screw you over most times. It will lag as hell during the parashoot phase, even simple tasks like opening doors will show to be a challenge. You can get glitched and stuck in doors, under stairs or similar things. You can't spot players far away because the field of vision just doesn't reach that far with your currenct specs and optimalization. Even when every setting, but Field of Vision, is put on the lowest setting.
I ended up spending over $3750 on a brand new high end computer for this game. I might update this review if I see drastic changes in FPS drops, lag and/or screen tearing and other crucial gameplay changes.
Because I would not recommend this game if it requires you to have a high end computer to play it properly. That is just not acceptable in my opinion.
Posted July 26, 2017. Last edited August 8, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
8.1 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
I accidently pulled the muscles in both my thighs playing this game. This game gave me my first injury by playing video games. I'm not even a player that gets easily scared, I love playing scary video games, but there's just so much tension in this game! 10/10, would overstretch my muscles again.
Posted March 15, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
61.8 hrs on record (41.1 hrs at review time)
Well, personally, I found the game pretty boring and too buggy. Several times I've found myself in dire need to run away from enemies, use a med kit, and swing back at the zombies again. Problem is usually that for some reason, your character wants to take a swing at the whisky bottle instead, making it a lot harder to do anything useful, since your character has kidneys of sizes of a couple of nuts and will get drunk close to only smelling the whisky.

Another annoying bug is; you really need to watch out when you use grenades, because limbs of the zombies can hit you and instantly kill you, for some reason.

The game also has a ton of close to useless side quests, like getting a teddy bear for a grown woman. Yes, that is an actual side quest. "Hi, this is a zombie apocalypse game. Please go and find a teddy bear for this 35 year old woman, she cannot sleep without it." Oh, OK. Yes, please. Let me go out of my way trying to survive a bloody apocalypse, to go and get your teddy bear.

I've had to try to finish this game 3 times, not because it's hard, but because it's so dull and boring. Weapons in itself are close to useless because the only thing that doesn't require stamina is kicking stuff. You can figuratively kick everything to death throughout the whole game.

Not to mention this game's pretty much a weapon-repair simulator when it comes down to it.

But in the end, if you like zombie apocalypse games, this is in the zone, it's not horrible. It's not even a bad game, it's just... boring. The story's not entertaining enough, there's close to no character development, and the side quests make the game horribly dull. But if you don't care for the essentials in a game and just want to kill zombies, then go ahead. This is your game.
Posted May 14, 2015.
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