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Boops

I was asked to leave a restaurant once. Experiencing stomach problems and discovering the restroom toilet bowl bogged and overflowing with paper and faeces, I made an emergency decision to poo in the hand-towel disposal bin instead. With hindsight, I should have either used the ladies restroom or locked the door.

Also, when I was about twelve, my mother opened the bathroom door without knocking and caught me lying naked on the floor cracking an egg onto my d i c k. I have no idea why. I tried to flip over to hide my shame but the tiles were pretty slippery from several previously cracked eggs so I just kind of slapped and flailed for a bit. She didn't say anything, just closed the door.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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merry christmas hun be safe and be kind to any and all that come your way weather they be friend or foe for one day the world is at peace

and all are united such is a time when little is said to be hateful or harmful to others but we set asside our greed our hate and intollerence and celebrate a strange event to some its the bitrh of a savior to others the time when family comes home and we cry for thous lost before the day all and all im not sure what i say the freedom of this holiday is quickly coming to a close from thous few that live off the suffering and displeasure of others so befor this holiday is completly disovelved any more

merry christmas

omgawed I lurv you 83

le poke! :D

Poke!

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FOXEH!

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holda up a gernade this is mine....holds up a active gernade heres yours dont drop...oups "clang" o-o ~runs like a bich~

hey sexy ;3

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