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5 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
>Be me
>Buy gaem on discord
>Is glitchy and weirdly paced, but is gud
>have witty banter on game with streamer
>Is funny, we have gud tim.

>Steam release comes out
>Survivors get butt load of magic buffs
>Killers stay the same
>Survivors stay together because it is best plan
>Have buffs that let you move faster when clustered together.
>Is unbalanced
>Voice chat is gone
>Instant survivor pick up, so makes playing monster super pressured

>No more witty banter
>No more "balance"
>Spoider is fast but can't do ♥♥♥♥ except vomit.
>I am sorry Vomit Spoider
Posted December 10, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,128.2 hrs on record (200.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly, it can be enjoyable if you're an introvert. However if you're extroverted, beware... you will be surrounded by people who think you're funny all the time.
Posted June 29, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
176.7 hrs on record (103.7 hrs at review time)
This is not a game you can play for just 1 hour and get the gist of what's going on.
This game requires dedication, and a willingness to stand up when you're beaten down to the ground.
This game is HARD as hell, and you best be willing to learn the mechanics if you're a new player, since you can come into Darksouls at any point.
This game will ♥♥♥♥ you, without any lubricant. IF you don't know how to take a little pain, you'll never last.
Prepare to Die... A LOT.
Posted November 28, 2016. Last edited November 28, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This game just doesn't want to work for me. What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with it?
Posted August 3, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)