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Dont mind me just a meme passing through


I was only level 99
I loved Hoxton so much so much, I had all the merchandise and DLC
I pray to Hoxton every night before PAYDAY, thanking him for the masks I've been given
"Hoxton is love" I say "Hoxton is is life"
A Skulldozer hears me and calls me a noob
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Hoxton
I called him a level one scrub
He slaps me and sends me to jail
I'm crying now, and my mask hurts
I lay in jail and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Hoxton
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear " look at this I'm rich!"
He grabs me with his powerful dodge build and puts me on my hands in knees
I'm ready
I ready my vault for Hoxton
He drills into my safe
It hurts so much but I do it for Hoxton
I can feel the vault opening as my eyes water
I push against his drill
I want to please Hoxton
He roars a might roar as he opens my vault with his thermal drill
A cloaker walks in
Hoxton looks him straight into the goggles and says "It's payday fellas!"
Hoxton gets in the van and leaves
Hoxton is love, Hoxton is life (by Tobirama)