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+rep my guy did tricks on the keyboard that would make the best pianists envy (¬‿¬ ) add me

+rep he knows how 2 rush B ￣ヘ￣

I’m telling you, jmook is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he jwalked out the door

My grandma's Life Alert went off while I was at work last week. I left without a word, got in my car. I was shaking when I got to the house. After kicking down the door, I heard a shout, "I've fallen and I can't get up." I rushed to help and found Jmook relentlessly techchasing my grandma.

I’m not being rude, I’m stating a fact, Super Smash Bros. Melee is the superior game. It just is. There’s no better game out there. There’s no reason to ever play any game except for Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube released in November of 2001. If you tell me you like another game, I’ll laugh at you and I’ll shame you. How dare you have different taste in video games than I, a fan of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube? If you like playing Project M, even just for fun, I’ll spit on you. If you have a good time playing Smash 4 with your friends on Friday nights, I’ll call you every bad name I can think of. There’s no excuse. You need to get off your lazy ass and play Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube or I’ll never talk to you again.

If Hax has a million fans I am one of them. If Hax has ten fans I am one of them. If Hax has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Hax, I am against the World.

Like that time in grade three when girl called me st*pid face
She really hurt me, Why did she called me st*pid face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
♥♥♥♥ happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal f*ckin' bullsh*t