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8.2 hrs on record
Great time waster
Same taste as the other ones but with its own texture as it gioes straight to the dopamine.
Posted November 27, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record
They fixed the bug that ate your alt weapon, and most of the hard crashes, but still a couple of frame drops.
Teyon earned my seal of approval back to back on Terminator: Resistance and Robocop: Rogue City, so I overlook the AA jank present in their offerings.
This is a competent shooter with one amazing primary, one of the tightest shotguns in gaming, and a melee punch that hits criminals so hard you can see the light leave their souls in real time.
Murphy continues to be a walking tank, killing hundreds of hostile criminals in the span of hours.
Much tighter than the previous Robocop game as this is a series of linear levels in an industrial archology.
That focus makes it a perfect second serving of Robocop. Play Rogue City and come back for a little more with a full size campaign expansion.
Posted July 21, 2025. Last edited August 2, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Every update makes this more like Metal Gear Peace Walker. Stay tuned.
Posted April 20, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
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19.0 hrs on record
Do a war crime: The Video Game.
Commit yourself to one of the tightest playing and best presented digital violations of the sanctity of human life and the safety of non-combatants as you play as a collection of mercenary scum in a host of armoured vehicles.

You are mercenary scum hired to obliterate local forces and demolish local infrastructure for your contractor.
In the wake of the political assassination of their leader, Solo Nobre is in a state ripe for a monster like you to take advantage of for profit.

Enjoy a wonderful soundscape of synth tunes and surprising tactical depth in moment to moment gameplay.
Go to sleep trying not to picture an ocean of yellow raincoats.
Posted April 8, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.3 hrs on record
A heavy discount made this a significantly tempting offer. But having played 11 hours and done every campaign mission, I don't find myself wanting more.
In the middle of shooting hundreds of zombies with a "deck" that did more damage the more bullets I shot, I realised I was just playing bullethose. Setting myself somewhere, creating a firing line, aiming about head level and running through as harsh and hard as possible. The addition of some pretty mid boss fights didn't really add much, and the infected just... They were missing a critical something as you mowed through them.
The Perk system necessitates itself by way of artificial difficulty and while I experimented with three builds, they all honed in towards trying to make the experience go faster rather than experimenting with wackiness or trying out new tricks.
This isn't helped by the session design, where you are not given an option to tweak your deck in the middle of a campaign if you want and are locked in to finishing it.
Game was over-hated at launch, but only because it is aggressively mid with a series of baffling design choices that detract from a competent experience.
Posted February 14, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Straight Fire
I am MINE MAN
Get MINED ON
Posted January 22, 2025.
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7 people found this review helpful
20.7 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
I bought in EA to support this game.
I am pleased with it being released feature complete and very playable.
Excellent work Playside, your Defence RTS is worth recommending to others.
Posted January 15, 2025.
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10.9 hrs on record
Playable and Ultimately harmless.
If you're looking for a budget souls? You could do worse.
Competently crafted, decent boss fights, functioning mechanics.
Just be aware when we say budget, we mean budget.
Posted December 9, 2024.
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23.6 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
I haven't ever played a plane game seriously before.
I don't believe I will ever need to again.
This ticked all the boxes for Plane Combat, and I am glad to have supported these devs in their perfectly melodramatic war drama.
I loved this.
Posted November 30, 2024.
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45 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Violently patched into a state of play-ability.
Originally the worst of the DLCs, so bad it actively ruined the game to have it installed.
Im glad the finally went back and dedicated the time to make it not destroy your game.
Basically the DLC faction was under-powered, and the NPCs it added created infinite war machines and demanded tithes that were increasingly burdensome and slowed the game down to a crawl.
Faction boosted
NPCs crippled

Playable.
Posted October 15, 2024.
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