It's peak

goated adaptation of a goated board game, i pray for immortality, uprising and bloodlines every day

8 minute fights arent what we want, we all have fond memories of barely surviving a 25 minute anjanath fight or breaking the wall known as diablos in worlds. We dont remember nor talk about kicking a chicken to death in 5 minutes. This is the first ever game that could be massively improved by just tripling the health and damage of the monsters. Also performance.

My entire party fought itself over whether northern or southern women are more sexy
Then they fought each other just for ♥♥♥♥♥ n giggles
Then they died horribly in an ambush while recovering from their self inflicted wounds

10/10 best turn based tactics game on the market

At this point they've gone past redeeming themselves and are just doing a victory lap to flex

Game is great, both simple and difficult at the same time
My first run lost cos a single zombie ♥♥♥♥ i missed in the trees waltzed right up to the tents
There aren't a billion of them on the map at any one time, but i guess "They Are a Couple Thousand" doesn't have the same ring to it
Looking forward to upping the difficulty to 800% and eating ♥♥♥♥

The longer it marinates in my mind, the worse i feel
10/10

The stakes have risen, billions must force flush

Real meta commentary when super earth gov. installs a rootkit on your real life pc
Even sony buckles under managed democracy, game is good again

♥♥♥♥ from my butt