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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.8 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I put the Glizzy up my cheeks and i got a secret achievement...
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-11260H @ 2.60GHz - RAM: 64 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3050 Ti Laptop GPU - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted March 31.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
169.9 hrs on record (148.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I got my Penar succ by a ghost, 5/5 stars approved
Posted February 17.
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1 person found this review funny
110.4 hrs on record (89.8 hrs at review time)
This deverloper can suck on tree sap
Posted September 27, 2025.
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53.9 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
I ate my friend, they liked it, then came back...On
Posted August 11, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
65.7 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
This games good. However, the developer saying "update your graphics card" is basically saying "did you turn it on and off?". Brother, this is by far the worse optimization for graphics I ever seen in my life. I run a 64gb 3080 and i can't run it no less than min graphics setting. I can run crazy wild games on Max like cyber punk, halo, call of poopy and helldiver's. But this basic game I can't even get to work right? I know the solution to this problem and Zelda addresses this. You need to have the range of graphics setting installed. So we can't see a million miles all across the map where the PC is trying to figure out what pixel should be loaded 2000 meters away. They need to fix this as it's a huge issue.
Posted March 1, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
49.4 hrs on record (36.6 hrs at review time)
This game so good, it make my pee pee go wee wee
Posted September 9, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
44.5 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
You get cards to play cards and cards fight themselves to get points because its made of paper and cards made of paper make cards EVEN STRONGER but then you get JOKERS and jokers make paper look like plastic but you get the Chrome verson of the Joker SO ITS JUST PAPER CHROME!!!!!

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
Posted April 30, 2024.
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319.0 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
This game sucked me dry

UPDATE 5/3/24

BUGS HAVE TAKEN OVER PLAYSTATION IN JAPAN! THEY NOW HAVE CONTROL OVER THIS GAME!!!!

DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!
Posted February 25, 2024. Last edited May 3, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
69.4 hrs on record (67.4 hrs at review time)
I love this game
Posted January 3, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
209.8 hrs on record (59.8 hrs at review time)
This game Crashes like its nobody business. When it crashes you loose EVERYTHING. If you disconnect because of Server Error, you loose EVERYTHING. The connection between your friend has a 1 second hicup, YOU LOOSE EVERYTHING. You go to the bathroom to take a piss and come back, YOU LOOSE EVERYTHING. You get a call from your Ex-GF, YOU LOOSE EVERYTHING. You masterbate, YOU LOOSE EVERYTHING. No matter what you do, you loose, its a loose loose.
Posted October 26, 2023. Last edited November 14, 2023.
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