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big sooshy Sep 6, 2018 @ 12:13pm

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Drunk Driver Jan 1, 2018 @ 1:00am

★ Feliz ★ 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ •。★ Natal ★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ｜田田｜門｜ e Feliz Ano Novo

Drunk Driver Jun 11, 2017 @ 7:20pm

I used to jerk off turtles for sport. It's one of the memories I'm not the most fond of from my past but I sure was a natural at it. You see, I have some of the softest hands on the planet and I worked as a toothpick sorter for 15 years so having hands like mine is a real miracle. So the whole goal of turtle jerking was to find a turtle on one of the country roads, catch it and shoot it better than a trained military sniper. Now after you catch your turtle, it's all about your form. If you don't have good form you're probably going to end up getting a nasty bite on your stroking hand. So the key is to start out by getting your turtle aroused. In order to do this you're going to need to lick around his shell and then kiss his feet stumps. Don't scare him. If you scare him you won't get the proper distance on your turtle shot. When you start hearing weird turtle sounds you've probably successfully loaded your turtle blaster.

HayBae69 Dec 25, 2016 @ 6:24pm

★ Feliz ★ 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ •。★ Natal ★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ｜田田｜門｜ e Feliz Ano Novo

Drunk Driver Dec 24, 2016 @ 7:25pm

★ Feliz ★ 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ •。★ Natal ★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ｜田田｜門｜ e Feliz Ano Novo

Drunk Driver Apr 25, 2016 @ 10:30pm

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx