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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Epic Sax Guy
Epic
Epic has 4 letters.
Sax has 3 letters.
4+3=7
Seven was the name of a movie with Brad Pitt in it
Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt is an actor.
Morgan Freeman is also an actor.
Morgan Freeman was in the movie Lucy.
Lucy was directed by Luc Besson.
Luc Besson also directed The Fifth Element.
Element.
Ununquadium is an element.
Ununquadium has 11 letters
Eleven is a rock band from Los Angeles.
Los Angeles is in California.
California is in the United States.
The United States is a counrty.
Moldova is also a country.

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