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Sugar, the Burdened Tarnished

In Nightreign, legends speak of heroes. Then there's Sugar — the only Tarnished who dies before the boss fog loads.

He dual-wields greatswords… and somehow misses every swing. Tried to parry Messmer with his map open. Rolled into a cliff mid-fight — twice.

Sugar's presence is a buff… for the enemy.

His summon sign should read: “Will feed boss HP for free.” He doesn’t dodge, he just dies creatively.

Yet he still leaves “Hidden path ahead” messages on flat walls like a prophet.

Truly, Sugar isn’t playing Elden Ring. Elden Ring is surviving him.

Your profile is making me wet.

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.