🔞 ADULT: Profiles/ - Collection

I really like cookies. If you want to play some video games with me well then you are ♥♥♥♥ out of luck because I really don't want to. The only game I could bother playing is minecraft and I don't play that often and I only play on one of my friend's servers. If you are upset, then I hope this joke will cheer you up (warning: long) : One day, there was a man who decided to throw a costume party and the theme was to dress up as an expression. On the night of the party, he was more than ready to welcome his guests. Someone knocked on the door, the man opened it and it was the first guest. The first guest was dressed up in a pink feather dress. The man said " What are you supposed to be?". The first guest replied " Isn't it obvious I'm tickled pink?". The man laughed and let him in. Later, the second guest arrived. When the man opened the door, he saw a man dressed up in a completely green suit. The second guest explained to the host "I'm green with envy". Once again, this made the man laughed as he let his guest in. After that, the third guest showed up. To the host's surprise, he opened the door to find two naked guys, one with his junk in a bowl of custard and another with his junk in a pear that he drilled a hole into. The host yelled at the them in shock, " What are you guys doing?! I ought to call the police"! The naked man with his ♥♥♥♥ in a bowl of custard then replied " Well I'm just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' disgusted, and dave here is stuck in despair!"