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people, Kate Bray, Alexander Liu, Amine Woof, Illumi reunite!
And there I stood in another line
Trying to buy that last gift or two
Not really in the Christmas mood
And standing right in front of me was a
Little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing around like little boys do
And in his hands he held
A pair of shoes
His clothes were worn and old
He was dirty from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir I wanna buy these shoes
For my mama. please
It's Christmas eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry sir
Daddy says there's not much time
You see,
She's been sick for quite a while And I
know these shoes will make her smile And I
Want her to look beautiful
If mama meets Jesus tonight
I just had sex with this super ugly girl, idk why. I was drunk. I dont like her one bit. She smells like pickle juice and has a face of a donkey. She wants to have sex again, but idk what to do. Of course im not going to have sex again, i would rather kill myself.
Oh, and she has a ♥♥♥♥.
What do i do?
<3 Koalaty