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Cannot recommend, clearly has had his memory erased (possibly more than once?!) and is worse for it. Also, he sucks at every game he plays. And specifically in that laidback way that displays a complete lack of disciplined self-hatred. He will never improve, but at least he only bugs out on rare occasions. Oh wait, no, his dialogue literally breaks as soon as someone mentions public transit or the tipped minimum wage. Something is deeply wrong with the way he perceives reality and it somehow makes him think he's comedic and/or charming. What in gods' name would give him that impression? His balls are also the wrong size. Two thumbs down. Five thumbs down. Phone a friend and have them bring their thumbs ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and in the 'down' position.

Edit to add that developers have stated he "will no longer exile himself," and that the infamous "killing the devil with his sack" bug is going to be patched soon. Fat chance, I'll believe it when I see it. I swear he gets stinkier every time they touch his buggy code. At a certain point, bro's a lost cause.