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Halleluyah. O give thanks unto Yahuah (yaw'-hoo-aw); for he is good: for his mercy endures forever.
-Tehilliym (Psalms) 106:1

Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falls; for he has not another to help him up. Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone? And if one prevails against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
-Qoheleth (Ecclesiastes) 4:9-12

And to our kings, and to our princes, and to our priests, and to our prophets, and to our fathers: For we have sinned before Yahuah, And disobeyed him, and have not hearkened unto the voice of Yahuah Elohaynu, to walk in the commandments that he gave us openly: Since the day that Yahuah brought our forefathers out of the land of Mitsrayim, unto this present day, we have been disobedient unto Yahuah Elohaynu, and we have been negligent in not hearing his voice. Wherefore the evils cleaved unto us, and the curse, which Yahuah appointed by Mosheh his servant at the time that he brought our fathers out of the land of Mitsrayim, to give us a land that flows with milk and honey, like as it is to see this day. Baruk Ri'shon (1 Baruk) 1:16-20

Nevertheless we have not hearkened unto the voice of Yahuah Elohaynu, according unto all the words of the prophets, whom he sent unto us: But every man followed the imagination of his own wicked heart, to serve strange elohiym, and to do evil in the sight of Yahuah Elohaynu. Baruk Ri'shon (1 Baruk) 1:21-22
Halleluyah. O give thanks unto Yahuah (yaw'-hoo-aw); for he is good: for his mercy endures forever.
-Tehilliym (Psalms) 106:1

Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falls; for he has not another to help him up. Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone? And if one prevails against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
-Qoheleth (Ecclesiastes) 4:9-12

And to our kings, and to our princes, and to our priests, and to our prophets, and to our fathers: For we have sinned before Yahuah, And disobeyed him, and have not hearkened unto the voice of Yahuah Elohaynu, to walk in the commandments that he gave us openly: Since the day that Yahuah brought our forefathers out of the land of Mitsrayim, unto this present day, we have been disobedient unto Yahuah Elohaynu, and we have been negligent in not hearing his voice. Wherefore the evils cleaved unto us, and the curse, which Yahuah appointed by Mosheh his servant at the time that he brought our fathers out of the land of Mitsrayim, to give us a land that flows with milk and honey, like as it is to see this day. Baruk Ri'shon (1 Baruk) 1:16-20

Nevertheless we have not hearkened unto the voice of Yahuah Elohaynu, according unto all the words of the prophets, whom he sent unto us: But every man followed the imagination of his own wicked heart, to serve strange elohiym, and to do evil in the sight of Yahuah Elohaynu. Baruk Ri'shon (1 Baruk) 1:21-22
76561199573842120 May 8, 2024 @ 4:22pm 
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festive firebug Apr 20, 2022 @ 12:33pm 
I’m curious about Eminem’s penis. It may sound Weird but hear me out when I say Something just doesn’t line up with this mans junk. In 2000 on the Marshall Mathers LP on the track “♥♥♥♥♥ Please II” he opens his verse with “Aww, naww, big Slim Dogg. Eighty pound balls, ♥♥♥♥ six inch long” So we establish in the year 2000 his ♥♥♥♥ is six inches and his balls are 80 pounds. In the year 2018 though, on Kamikaze he says “Wait, got the eeriest feelin', somethin' evil is lurkin' I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethin' here is a foot.Oh yeah, it's my ♥♥♥♥” so now we know his ♥♥♥♥ is a foot. So in 18 years his ♥♥♥♥ has doubled in size.
festive firebug Apr 20, 2022 @ 12:33pm 
Here’s where it gets weird. On his song “Big Weenie” in 2004 off of his album “Encore” he states “my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin' a banana between 2 oranges” the average size of a banana is around 7.5 inches. Meaning yes it grows. Now we’ve confirmed that it grew gradually and not instantly.What raises the concern about SlimShadys Genitals is his balls. The average weight of an apple is .33 pounds. So two balls relative to apples would be .66 pounds. In just 4 years Eminem’s balls shrunk to about 0.83% of the original weight but in 18 years his penis doubled in size. Growth and loss of weight aside, it’s so irregular I can’t help but ask “what is wrong with Eminem’s Balls?”
alwaysc Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:39am 
:(((((((
alwaysc Apr 12, 2014 @ 5:52pm 
Is everything alright?:greenwizard:
coconutcreampie Jan 18, 2014 @ 2:32pm 
Nice & fast trader :) +Rep!