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"So Im working on the third revision on my mobil death machine and I slice my arm on some sheet metal. Not a big cut, barely goes like halfway into the bone... And it occurs to me, I could just ject the wound with an omni-hypo and get back to soldering a bicycle horn to the top of the tactical nuke launcher. But whats the Point ?! So I figure what the hell. And slice the rest of my arm off with my particle saw. And my Dad is all WHAAAAHH and the blood is going everywhere. But a few hours and a few pints of blood later, I bulid a metal arm strong enough to smash concret! Good times..."

-Gaige from Borderlands 2