Games are meant to be "FUN". This was classic boring in 2025, it feels like one of those games you really dont want to give any time to. like a CHORE.

I really tried. Uninstalled it twice... tried it thrice over a few years. Just cant get into it. Ugh. Pity.

First 60 mins are Ok I died a few times trying to use my jetpack. Game is Janky but I kinda like it - has old school half life vibes.

If you want something polished this isnt it. If you want something to just chill on and screw around with - definitely worth 7 bucks on sale.

I wasnt expecting anything going into this game - here is what I got though
- adrenaline pump
- dizzy after 20 mins
- dopamine hit
- shocking screams a few times after i stuffed up turns - gosh its fast!

Will I play it again - potentially. I will want my friends to come over during a party and give it a shot 1 at a time. Its kinda like one of those fun things you do to see who can beat the score.

Weird game weird controls. Not sure what they were trying to accomplish.
Bought this through a humble bundle for some games for my kids and dont think they or I will touch this. It was the showelware in the bundle.

Almost an hour in and found the learning curve to be high so I need a break and will come back to it.
Seems like a complicated version of Humankind and Civ 6, they tried to copy bits and bobs and add the habibi element to it which btw is nice. Who doesnt like habibi elements and kebabs ? :)

Yallah see you all soon!

I have a very low tolerance for games that make it hard just to play them after you buy them. I rarely ever drop a negative review but this game has compelled me to do so.

Controls are pathetic - I would give it a 1/10. Changing and rebinding them is also hard. What century is this person from?! who the heck uses the "G" key to activate rebind.
I even tried the 360 controller and it sucked on that too.

Combat is so bad, hack and slash my ass.
2/10 if at all, and I am being generous with the 2.

It's more like a shoot them if you can till you run out of bullets and try to hack them before they shoot you.

Nonsense uninstalled.

There was a lot of potential in this game had but the devs have killed it with their weird indie style controls and stuff.

I will gave it another 15 mins now its in the burnlog. Freaking shovel ware.

This is why games need a product manager and user insights and beta testing. Engineering teams need to grow up and get their heads out of their asses or they definitely just going to keep losing their jobs.

Indie RTS game - the graphics look like something from the 90s, almost like Rome Total War but inferior to that.

Gameplay is a bit weird. There is a massive cognitive overload. I think they need to hire some real good UI UX designers and build out their future games.

60 mins in - Game is slow, not sure if I can get stuck into it. Will revise my review if I do.
Not sold on it yet.

If you like comedy and parody then this is a good game.
Its a dungeon mining game and a bit of RTS - well not much of the strategy and lot more off the combat bit. Good time killer and a bit more casual than most games.

So I got this for 5 bucks with the whole bundle from fanatical. Dont pay 90 AUD (50ish USD) for this.
One hour in and I'm hooked. It feels like Civ 6, Humankind, Ancestors Legacy and a few others blended in.
The music is pretty chill. Its got the Nordic vibe to it almost making it feel like you are playing Northgard.

If you are into RTS and an old school gamer you probably will enjoy this.
I cant imagine that people actually would pay the asking price these nuts are thinking they will get for this type of game.
If its more than 10 bucks its not worth it. Just bundle buy it and buy it cheap.

Mixed feelings about this game. Story seems interesting enough to keep me playing. Gameplay is odd, battle is very odd almost feels like some type of pokemon battle game with the whole turn based aspect.

I am a big fan of turn based strategy games but this type of stuff just bores.
Would I recommend buying it - not at full price unless its deeply discounted which it normally is then ok.

There are better Yakuza games.