Warmzy
Rie
To be fair, you have to have a very high skill level to handle the P90. The rate of fire is extremely high, and without a solid grasp of recoil control most of the bullets will go over a typical silver's head. There's also P90's running accuracy, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - it's run and gun philosophy draws heavily from russian playbooks, for instance. The gold novas understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the beauty of this gun, to realize that it's not just a superior weapon- it has a huge impact on our LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike P90 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in gold nova's existencial catchphrase "RUSH B BLYAT," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the belgian engineers' genius unfolds itself on their PC screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a P90 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 2 ranks of my own, preferably lower.
To be fair, you have to have a very high skill level to handle the P90. The rate of fire is extremely high, and without a solid grasp of recoil control most of the bullets will go over a typical silver's head. There's also P90's running accuracy, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - it's run and gun philosophy draws heavily from russian playbooks, for instance. The gold novas understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the beauty of this gun, to realize that it's not just a superior weapon- it has a huge impact on our LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike P90 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in gold nova's existencial catchphrase "RUSH B BLYAT," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the belgian engineers' genius unfolds itself on their PC screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a P90 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 2 ranks of my own, preferably lower.
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Baldur's Gate 3
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Nap Jan 12 @ 10:31pm 
lol that little fanfic you dropped on my profile was adorable. You’re exactly the kind of player dragging ARC: Raiders down. Spent the whole match whining about how “bad” I was, meanwhile I finished with almost the same salvage as you. ONE salvage behind you, LMAO. You’ve got 22 hours in this game and you’re still sitting at the same rank as me. That’s wild. There’s a reason you’re stuck there, so maybe don’t lecture everyone else on how to play. I seriously hope I’m not still getting downed by basic ARC patrols after 22 hours like you are. That’s just embarrassing. Do everyone a favor and chill out. It’s a video game, man. No need to act like a jerk over it.
Big Dawg Nov 22, 2025 @ 10:14pm 
Warmzy plays Among Us with the confidence of a seasoned pro and the gameplay of someone who just installed it five minutes ago. Every round he manages to clear the actual impostor while accusing the one person who hasn’t even moved yet. His ‘alibi’ is always something inspiring like ‘I was doing the spinny thing’ meanwhile the bodies he walked past are stacking up like he’s speedrunning cluelessness. As impostor he’s about as sneaky as a fire alarm, leaving fingerprints, footprints, and probably a signed confession behind him. Honestly, the only thing Warmzy is good at in this game is convincing the lobby that maybe they should uninstall instead
Brett Sep 1, 2025 @ 2:55am 
You are one zesty mf