FearTheMoose
Cody Pettitt
Georgia, United States
You may be feeling some strife
as you get nagged by your wife
just pop in a disk
go wherever you wish
And forget all about life.

You can be a race car driver
or be an experienced diver
Grab a gun and go shoot
be a theif and get loot
or be a hero like Mcguyver.

We all wish to be great
It's part of our human state
You can have lots of power
if for only an hour
by playing a video game.

But before I vamoose,
and let you out on the loose
keep watch over your shoulder
dont get too much bolder,
and most of all; FearTheMoose.
You may be feeling some strife
as you get nagged by your wife
just pop in a disk
go wherever you wish
And forget all about life.

You can be a race car driver
or be an experienced diver
Grab a gun and go shoot
be a theif and get loot
or be a hero like Mcguyver.

We all wish to be great
It's part of our human state
You can have lots of power
if for only an hour
by playing a video game.

But before I vamoose,
and let you out on the loose
keep watch over your shoulder
dont get too much bolder,
and most of all; FearTheMoose.
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155 Hours played
There once was a band of thugs,
with ugly clown masks on their mugs,
they shot up some cops,
robbed banks and shops,
and stole some illegal drugs.

You can level up five tiers.
The options are limitless here.
Be a guy who can fight,
and set the bad guys alight,
or sneak by with nary a fear
.
There's guns that cost a great deal,
to buy with the money you steal.
LMG's and shotguns,
and fast-shooting ones,
and pistols for that gangsta' feel.

Missions can be done any way,
for how you are feeling that day.
Sneak around and get caught,
don't be distraught,
You can still fight through- horray!

The characters will make you smile,
as you play as them for a while,
some are laid back and chill,
some love to kill,
and others can just be vile.

So it's a fun game for stealing gold bars,
or shooting up cops and their cars,
If you like robbing a bank
with a build that you make,
I think it deserves four stars.
Comments
Vector Jun 30, 2016 @ 9:45pm 
And I just read your theme poem up above... *sniff* You get me man!!
Vector Jun 30, 2016 @ 9:40pm 
Wow! Making a poem out of a review. Mad skills! I am most impressed. :steamhappy:
Nobody May 20, 2014 @ 5:36pm 
I wrote another comment. Teehee.
Nobody Jan 15, 2013 @ 5:03pm 
I wrote a comment.
I have written a comment.
A comment has been written by me.
I shall write no more comments.
/I shall instead use this neat little coding convention.