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6.0 hrs on record
Keeps crashing, without fail, after 3 minutes
Posted October 19, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.4 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Deafened and muted in discord until the ship leaves.
Posted December 5, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
This game is so overrated. This games took me 20 minutes to get bored of. Even with the MMO setting it was boring as hell. Not that I listened to PewDiePie or any of those overreacting youtubers in the first place, I'm just saying don't listen to them. They try to make every game seem fun and hilarious and I'm confused on why this game got so much positive hype. Yeah it's iffy but it's literally the most boring game after only 20 minutes. Plus the game looks like ♥♥♥♥ if you don't run it on ultra-ultra-ultra settings.

Don't get this game if you're looking for something you can be interested in for more than 4 hours. Better yet 1 hour. It was worth the $1.99 I got it for on sale but $9.99 regularly? ♥♥♥♥ nah.
Posted June 26, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
I've never written a single review for a video game on Steam but this one is so good I might as well write something.

I really like this game and if you are reading this you should definitly buy it. But people like to see pros and cons so I might as well put them.

(TL;DR at the bottom)

Pros:
-Feels like Earthbound (always a good thing.)
-Soundtrack is amazing. It's psychadelic, creepy, and catchy.
-Combat is really cool and is very unique from many RPG games.
-This game is weird as ♥♥♥♥ but it's so original and different that it really stands out among indie games today.
-It's filled with secrets and extra content.
-There's a number of different paths to take that can change the future of how you play.
-It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. This game is so random and weird and I'm always laughing at the many strange things I encounter.
-Art style is like Earthbound and it's crisp yet retro look is really appealing.
-It's mysterious and it hooks you in immediately. A lot of ♥♥♥♥ isn't (or hasn't yet been) explained and personally I like that.

Cons:
-Not for the faint of heart. This game isn't easy.
-You have to interact with everything. Sometimes one conversation with one NPC will dictate whether you will win a battle three hours later.
-It's a damn long game. I've played for four hours and though I'm not horrible at games, I still haven't finished it.
-It can frustrate the hell out of you sometimes.
-A LOT of backtracking. (But a certain item eventually can make that easier.)
-Choices. A lot of times you will be given catch 22 choices. Either way you're probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you have to decide which one you will be able to deal with better.
-It's pretty depressing honestly. The game is just really melancholy as even at times when you feel rewarded. You feel the pain of the characters in the game.

TL;DR
Buy it if you're down for something new and weird that feels like Earthbound. Or just want to play a really awesome RPG.
Posted June 21, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,222.2 hrs on record (1,161.7 hrs at review time)
Like an instrument, keep practicing.
Posted July 19, 2014. Last edited September 22, 2025.
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