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153.5 hrs on record (100.1 hrs at review time)
This game is fun, everything about it is fun. very fun out of 10

might should be free though if they are charging that much for skins, but i don't care, everyone else does
Posted December 8, 2025.
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107.3 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)
So I am playing this game only because I have a 4080 with frame generation. If i wasn't able to use FG i wouldn't play this game, that's how badly it's optimized. i get 55-65 real frames in 2k on high settings in a cartoon game.

I see there's a developer bot replying to everyone linking them to a page where they can optimize their game. Lol. Don't worry, we already bought your game, you have nothing else to worry about. We'll just wait 3 months until you come out with a patch or two or 5 that actually optimizes the game, because none of those suggestions actually work.

We are testing your game for 70 dollars a pop.
Posted September 30, 2025.
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107.2 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
EDIT: I owe Fromsoft an apology. I blamed them when the problem is with the Intel 13900k. lagging? blaming netcode? google ParkControl and Elden Ring, and ENJOY. Sorry again, but hopefully this helps some of you out!!!!!!!!!!



Without getting too into it, the netcode is so... so bad. Anyone who's ever played any of these games would know that it was coming. Worse latency than fighting games. A boss spawns in the entire game is over with, happens everytime, FPS drops to nothing purely due to network lag and fluctuates for the entire boss fight. Can't use invulnerability frames, which is nearly the entire point of the game.

However the game will be awesome whenever they decide to fully release it. maybe next week with the next patch, dunno. who knows?
Posted May 31, 2025. Last edited May 31, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Amazing DLC

don't nerf anything, games fine
Posted June 27, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record
So I've played a lot of games and beaten a lot of games and some of them are good, some of them are bad. This game is one of the best games I've ever played, and I just want to list a few reasons why the game is so good without spoiling anything.

1. At no point in the game did I feel like I needed to set my controller down because the game itself was too boring, zero jump scares, with narrations from more than one person to keep you entertained on the lore.

2. The lore. The story is short, as it should be. Sometimes something should end when it does because it needs to, which in my opinion adds to the perfection of the game. Sometimes games last too long, and 25 hours into the video game you're praying that the game is going to end soon, so you can see the ending and move onto something else.

3. The combat is amazing, and the game gives you everything you need to win, including animation cancels, difficulty settings, etc.

4. The visuals are great, but the cinematography is the best I've ever seen in a video game and I don't think it's even close.

In short, buy this game and play it because the second one is coming out here shortly. One of the best games I've ever played.

Easy 9.5/10
Posted May 10, 2024.
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41.2 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Another game that became massively popular due to large crowd of PC players clawing desperately for anything even half way decent as a co-op game. I'll be honest, if you guys like big explosions and killing aliens and robots, spending your points on weapons and more explosions or turrets, then this game is for you.

If you're more like me and you'd rather have even a single remnant of a story, as well as a game that goes a little farther beyond "throw red ball at big alien for big explosion", then this game won't be for you. HOWEVER, there seems to be a load of people who are putting their entire lives into this game to farm every single nuke and weapon. K.

The only reason I have to play this game is to play with my friends who found this game to be their flavor of the month.
Posted February 29, 2024.
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2.5 hrs on record
I recommend this game alright, but just be prepared to use cnt alt delete in order to close a certain file... or certain dozens of files that are opened on your 250$-5000$ dollar machine alright. it's all good though because my homie just came by and dropped off what i needed so i'll be fine in about 5 minutes.

15 bucks little guy
Posted February 22, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.7 hrs on record
So ignore the amount of hours I have on this game because I left this game running so many times, and I don't want this to sound like a bad thing but you really need to want to solve puzzles in order to finish this game. I'm getting achievements such as achieving the rifle completely blind and only just after that, realizing only 32% of people who have played Signalis have found the rifle. I don't think that's because finding the rifle was a hard task, I think people quit the game once they realize they can't solve the puzzle and would rather watch someone else play it, or not return to it at all. Admire the art, the 3 hours of story they played, but put it down because generally I believe some of these puzzles will cause some disinterest in the game on a general basis.

HOWEVER I do recommend that anyone plays this game, as it's well worth it. The story is good, nothing too crazy and easily understandable if you are attempting to understand the story through the notes that they provide. 7/10
Posted January 12, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
74.6 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
The game is fun, but as of 12/5/2022 I can't recommend this game to anyone. Not even if you have a 3090, because you're going to wonder why you're getting 60-75 fps in 2k with raytracing on in 2k.

As you can tell by nearly every single review, people are using 3000 series GPUs and seeing piss-poor FPS values even with DLSS on. And i'm not writing this to throw shade at the developers, I'm giving you guys as customers a reason not to buy this game because you will be wasting your money.
Posted December 5, 2022.
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