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The Relaxed Dolphin Mar 4, 2024 @ 6:24am 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ was ripped apart by my รœbernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in a 5 kilometer radius became pregnant with my children.
remedyz Jun 6, 2022 @ 1:39am 
Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario โ€“ the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi โ€“ the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario โ€“ Mario turned septic and libertarian โ€“ then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigiโ€™s identity only comes from what and who he isnโ€™t โ€“ without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.
n0rb3r7 Mar 7, 2022 @ 2:14am 
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Remome Aug 23, 2021 @ 7:58am 
Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance. simping for Pokimane isn't just a moment, itโ€™s a lifestyle๐Ÿ’ซa reason to breathe๐Ÿคฒan escape from this evil world filled with thieves๐ŸŒItโ€™s art๐Ÿ–ผthe first gift you open on Xmas๐ŸŽa hug from a loved one๐Ÿค—everything youโ€™ve ever wanted๐Ÿ’—everything you need๐Ÿ’•๐ŸฅบShe is so cute and I love her so much. She has a cute smile and face. Sheโ€™s a gamer like me and has a amazing personality. I would love to tell her every night โ€œI love youโ€ and rub her feet while she is streaming. We would go out when she isnโ€™t doing gamer stuff and have fun together. She is also really good at gaming so I would be able to get carried by my very own GF. I love girls who are better at things than me so I can learn from them. God I want to date Pokimane
The Relaxed Dolphin Aug 23, 2021 @ 1:08am 
This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Seriously. Grow up
chilongqua Feb 14, 2021 @ 4:16am 
If my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜ and my fidget spinners ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ are both drowning๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ฆ and I could only save one๐Ÿ˜„โ˜๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Š