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Eric
American Fork, Utah, United States
I hate Red delicious apples. My dad bought them a lot when we were younger .i hate them. They're red. But not delicious, they're like actually horrid. The flesh is all grainy and the skin is thick and doesnt break with ur teeth. Literally like eating plastic. And if u were lucky u would get one that actually tasted like something sweet, 9/10 times they were mushy grainy flavourless apples. The water on the skin had more flavour than the apple itself. My sister loves these apples, i cant stand them, i see them in the market now and they're dirt cheap and i'm staring like. I wonder why. You're a curse, an abomination against apples, you arent an apple, you're a Fraud.

I have actual beef with these apples
I hate Red delicious apples. My dad bought them a lot when we were younger .i hate them. They're red. But not delicious, they're like actually horrid. The flesh is all grainy and the skin is thick and doesnt break with ur teeth. Literally like eating plastic. And if u were lucky u would get one that actually tasted like something sweet, 9/10 times they were mushy grainy flavourless apples. The water on the skin had more flavour than the apple itself. My sister loves these apples, i cant stand them, i see them in the market now and they're dirt cheap and i'm staring like. I wonder why. You're a curse, an abomination against apples, you arent an apple, you're a Fraud.

I have actual beef with these apples
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