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This...Is a Bucket

+rep sweet beautiful and tasty

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

MEEMES

One man signed his friend up for university.
"I'm putting you in maths, english, science, and logic."
"What's logic?" The man asked.
"Here's an example."
Do you have a weed eater?
Yes
Which means you have a backyard.
Yes
Which means you have a house.
Yes.
Which means you have a family.
Yes.
Which means you have a wife.
Yes
Which means you're a hetrosexual!
WOAH. YOU GOT ALL THAT BECAUSE I HAVE A WEEDEATER? IM SHARING THIS WITH THE WORLD.


*Goes to other friend*
"Do you have a weedeater?"
"No"
"THEN YOU'RE GAY!"


*Moral*
Never say you don't have a weed eater

Exactly ouo