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I saw Rolf at a store the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him, but I didn’t want to bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh,like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh?" I heard him chuckle as he walked off. When I came to pay up front I saw him trying to walk out with like ten Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it, like “Sir, you need to pay for those.” He kept pretending to not hear her, but eventually turned around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and said to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar, put them in a bag, and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by coughing loudly

I met Italiano 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Italiano himself.

I was nervous as ♥♥♥♥, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Italiano, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Italiano put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.

even with an IQ of 140 i cannot understand the point of soccer..i once asked my Sweedish roomate why he was watching people kicking that spherical polyhedron into the big rectangular parallelepiped? Safe to say he was speechless...

Hey guys. This is my very first copy pasta and I am really nervous about pasting it because if it does not get copy pasta then I will have much embarrassment. I've have thinking about it for a couple of nights now, but here it is!.