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A long time ago, in the moutains of Gabetonia, a god descended from the heavens and forged a Desert Eagle who's bullet could only hit headshots. Many millenia later, a great warrior found that Desert Eagle, and used it to gain supreme power, becoming the most powerful man to ever grace the Earth. With the Desert Eagle in hand, he built his own empire out of nothing, and became the most feared emperor across the world. He was 'He Who Should Not Be Named,' he was the one who knocked, he was the one parents told their children about to scare them into going to bed. He was the boogeyman. With his Deagle, he would crush mountains and eventually ascend to the level of god hood that the Desert Eagle's creator had attained. But yet he was still not satisfied. Despite his immense power, the man felt as though he was missing something. After years of relentless searching, he discovered what he desired. He found the most beautiful woman in the world, a warrior-princess renowned for her AK-47 one tapping ability. He asked her hand in marriage, and together the two of them would go on to rule the entire world with their mastery of headshots. Not long after their union, the two had a child, a prodigy that had both skills in the AK-47 and the Desert Eagle.

I am not that prodigy.