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Liam
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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
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Vibes Feb 7, 2015 @ 11:58pm 
+rep nice trade!
Tony Strings, An Intellectual Dec 24, 2014 @ 4:14am 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
โคยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธโค โคยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธโค โคยธ.โ€ข*""*โ€ข. ยธโค
lily allen Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:37am 
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lily allen Nov 5, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
Commercial Hippieโ„ข Jan 11, 2014 @ 7:23pm 
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