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You will gain money by an immoral action.
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If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
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Zoe: "Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something."

Wash: (alarmed) "Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying
this thing!?" (deadpan) "Oh right, that would be me. Back to work."
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Fry: Lucy Liu-bot, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I
love you as much as a man can love a computerized image of a gorgeous
celebrity, which it turns out is a lot.
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'I'm a raven, aren't I?' it said. 'One of the few birds who speak. The first thing people say is, oh, you're a raven, go on, say the N word... If I had a penny for every time that's happened, I'd-'
(Soul Music)
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You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.
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"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best."
-- Aeschylus
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Pa accept waku waku!