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Austriaco Aug 6, 2025 @ 12:31pm 
I had a similar experience with a tiny bird. We had a late spring snow and it was fluttering against the garage window seeing the light after dark. My husband easily captured the tiny bird in and brought her to me. I was doing pretty good, until I came to my first hill stop and I had a car come up behind me close, so I tried to quickly let off the brake, let out the clutch and hit the gas. Unfortunately my stomach was churning something fierce I already asked to go to the bathroom and thought I could hold it in just a little bit longer. My fart sounded like a horn and smelled horrible. There was no hiding it and the officer asked if I needed to use the restroom. Never underestimate how utterly clueless the public can be. They will scrutinize you like they have never seen a burger, ask questions like if a nugget is made of chicken, etc. I found it hard to not have 2 days off in the row ever. While it’s not my favorite, I had a great time and would recommend it.
Austriaco Apr 8, 2025 @ 8:37pm 
Well well... I checked earlier today on the main whingers, and nearly all of them are hidden from view, as if they are ashamed or something. As for my credentials, how about 40+ years in IT - application development of main stream apps, 4 years of Quality Assurance and Quality Management, leading a CMMI Accreditation Team, 10 of those years as a Business Analyst, and 2 years as the Application Systems Manager for the local branch of a multinational corporation. So, what do you bring to the table, apart from a high opinion of your own worth? Oh, and by the way, my suggestions aren't a waste of time, they are working for me, and I currently have a vanilla city that's just about reached 300,00, and is showing a handy profit. They are practical suggestions that work NOW. But then, like the rest of the trolls, you don't like that idea - it spoils the fun you get from putting down anyone who is actually trying to do something about the mess this game is, and that would never do, would it?
Austriaco Jun 22, 2024 @ 10:54am 
Woah! What the ♥♥♥♥, dude! Don't touch me! Dude, what the ♥♥♥♥? What are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here, man, you're so old! Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude.
Austriaco Oct 16, 2023 @ 6:07pm 
"Contrails" has been blocking the sun almost every morning. And They Also Have this System that creates and pushes clouds to different countries.. + the contrails we always see but never talk about... (They even do it in GTA To Show People That This Is/isn't Normal) We the people gotta wake up to this and Finally say Fock the people (Reptile Shapeshifters) who are in power.
Austriaco Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:42pm 
"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it". Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
Austriaco Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:31pm 
Heyya, I'm Barbie from America,here dark skintone guys r discriminated, children go to warehouse like schools, and school shooting is common in every few months,here ppl eat junk food daily as they don't know how to cook, teenage children get "pregnant" too, it's ofc the most advanced country in the whole world,we luv bald eagle as much as we luv chimkin nuggets yum yum..
Austriaco Jun 7, 2023 @ 12:34pm 
Language is hard. This was maybe my answer to Martin, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Martin can say that Bran became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Martin doesn’t ask the question: How was High Valyrian conjugated? Does the pluperfect tense of Bravosi derive from the suffix? How did dragons understand the verb “dracarys”? And what about all those lost Westerosi languages?
Austriaco May 28, 2023 @ 9:53pm 
Soulless hunks of plastic with no redeeming qualities. This company swallows up creative ips and ♥♥♥♥♥ them out as identical little pieces of ♥♥♥♥, and people just eat. That. ♥♥♥♥. Up.

And everyone thinks they are the exception too- ‘oh I dont like them, but I have one or two that I got as a gift that I like! They look cool on my shelf!’

No. ♥♥♥♥ off. You’re part of the problem.

I want to melt them in a cauldron and pour them over peoples heads like that one scene in game of thrones with Daenerys’ creepy brother.

Source: worked in a shop that sold them, I hate every single person that ever bought one. The collectors were the worse but even watching normal people coo over them was just sickening
Austriaco Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:50am 
Stop🚫🚫right 👌 there👉, 👌 CRIMINAL 🙆 SCUM💩💩💩 You've violated 👿 the 👏 LAW🙊😟 No one😤😤 breaks🔨 the 👏 LAW✊️🚫 on 🔛 MY👨👨 watch⏰ I'm confiscating✊️ your 👏 stolen 🍑 goods Now pay 💰 your 👏 FINE💰👌💰or 💁 its 🙅 off 📴 to 💦 prison😩🤤
Austriaco Feb 28, 2023 @ 2:34pm 
Rebels is crap don't waste your time, I highly suggest watching star wars clone wars volumes 1 and 2 2003-2005 the original show, It's far better than the clone wars 2008-2020, I have low hopes for a good kenobi show because so far everything disney has made has been bad. If your ever confused if a game is disney canon or EU just check the date of release if it was released before 2013 it's probably canon to the EU and if its a bad game from 2014-2022 it's disney canon.
Austriaco Nov 17, 2022 @ 6:49pm 
As Godzilla is going on a rampage through Tokyo, Batman suddenly hits him with a Bat-Grenade. As Godzilla attacks his new foe, Shaquille O'Neal and Aaron Carter join the fight, but are run over by the Batmobile. Unfortunately, before Batman can return to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln rises from the dead and shoots Batman with an AK-47. Lincoln is then forced to flee by Optimus Prime.

After Godzilla kills Optimus Prime, O’Neal returns “covered in a tire track,” but is then attacked by Jackie Chan. Meanwhile, Lincoln attempts to finish off Batman with a machete, but is stopped by Indiana Jones. However, Jones is left defenseless against Godzilla as Batman steals his gun and unsuccessfully attempts to kill Chan. A somersaulting Chan and a pole-vaulting Lincoln then collide in the air, and are killed by a Care Bear Stare.
Austriaco Nov 17, 2022 @ 6:49pm 
Chuck Norris then descends from heaven, and proceeds to kick Jones in the groin and kill Batman by crushing his head in between his thighs. However, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, the Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan suddenly arrive and kill Norris.

A century later, the battle has finally ended, with only one contestant remaining: Mr. Rogers, who commits seppuku.
Austriaco Sep 4, 2022 @ 9:25pm 
:Gifting:
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Austriaco Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:48pm 
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Blue Elvis Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:58pm 
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Austriaco Jul 13, 2021 @ 10:01am 
What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Šamaš.
Take cognizance that I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.
Austriaco Nov 9, 2020 @ 9:28am 
I'm done with you. My son, who used to admire you, was horrified by your behavior in the last 24 hours. You attack our allies, you attack our party, all because your feelings get hurt through the reality that your words have been used against democrats in purple/red districts.
Austriaco Oct 18, 2020 @ 12:54pm 
All due respect, you got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.
Austriaco Sep 19, 2020 @ 4:44pm 
"Yakety Sax" is a pop novelty instrumental jointly composed by James Q. "Spider" Rich and Boots Randolph. Saxophonist Randolph popularized the selection in his 1963 recording, which reached number 35 on the rock charts. UK comedian Benny Hill later made it more widely known as the closing theme music of The Benny Hill Show. The piece is considered Randolph's signature song.

The selection includes pieces of assorted fiddle tunes and was originally composed by Rich for a performance at a venue called The Armory in Hopkinsville, Kentucky. Two bars of "Entrance of the Gladiators" and "The Girl I Left Behind" are also worked into it.
Austriaco Jun 26, 2020 @ 10:23am 
We will be praying for our warriors Bikers, for Trump, in the name of Jesus..:crown::pray::muscle::heart::sunglasses::punch:Love you, Bikers for Trump! GOD BLESS YOU!:flag_us::flag_us::thumbsup::sunglasses::kissing_heart::star_struck:
Austriaco Jun 25, 2020 @ 9:19am 
Crickets are not dangerous in this way. But that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. Some crickets make noise. While these noises aren't directly harmful to us, they can keep us from getting a good night sleep.
Cigarette Walrus Sep 9, 2016 @ 9:26pm 
Why'd you kick me bro? Lol Ripperoni fam :tgrin:
Austriaco Feb 16, 2015 @ 10:37am 
♥♥♥♥ is this?