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Cowabunga

About me:
Certified brakleen inhaler
Age: 21
Lexus Technician....and yet i own only VW products.




The quote wall:
TheZaz969: Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me?

I like cookies: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^i like old asses

[MG]Cheezus:I have to help you people breathe

DynamX: and as he opened the door, he saw cheezus in the corner
urociously beating his 3 foot canadian icicle to some moose porn.

zephguy: a bunch of men piling on a man?
Matt de Guy: ye
zephguy: that is extremely ♥♥♥♥
Matt de Guy: welcome to american football

*Talking about a hurricane hitting North Carolina*
Mo Bamba.Today at 4:27 PM
and i bye bye too
we north carolina and south carolina need to shoot it down or deported it.
the other way.

stG |™.: MjklSimpson: i would ♥♥♥♥ jeeps

✪LMB Soldier✪: Matt, i will eat your future baby
Matt S.: i will eat your current baby


Vault Boy 252: /advert Warn 1/2/3 this is a police situation
Matt S.: shut your mouth

Matt S.: im gonna beat you with your own tumor

Totally Not a Bot [DT]: dont make me bring out the C O W

Matt S.: !goto lmB
Matt S.: oh..
Matt S.: my eyes need bleach

Stras King Borgor: dude I always want pringles
Matt S.: prangl

Arbies with "Black Salami": time to sell this to furries


Arbies with "Black Salami": trust me. our black salami comes from the largest sources

Stras King Borgor: [FBD] Derailment Detected at 1448.3 MPH!


[2020-05-22 23:01:35]: F0xRa1N: tomorrow
[2020-05-22 23:01:41]: F0xRa1N: more fun!!
[2020-05-22 23:01:45]: F0xRa1N suicided!
[2020-05-22 23:01:54]: Dropped F0xRa1N from server (Disconnect by user.)

StarVoidToday at 8:42 PM
What is a dm?

Hells Daggers: do you breath air?
Matt S.: no

ExcelFX: cause you're a minge
ｍａｇｎａ ムーン: actually im white

Gen.highping: imma gonna go try to get som bussy in v r chat

Raiko does hard CTF and dies: vut my hands on some polyginal bazongas