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Third grade survival guide:

Now is no time to horse around


Study 25 hours a day


don't forget to drink prime


the cool kids vape now, youll have to do the same to fit in


if youre a boy without a beard by this stage, drop out.


girls, stay away from that one history teacher, he is not interested in your work


Don't sell your soul to the IB


You should have started your uni applications


remember, higher body count = cooler

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance