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Netherlands
You and a select few others have been invited to my new Political Party called: "The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies". As a reply to Trumps election we will unite the lowlands and start a war to make the world enjoy our free ponies and anti-dentalfairy reformations. We will make Mexico and Canada Great again and we'll make Obama dictator of the Frienly Facist State of the United States, with Vermin Supreme as Minister of Foreign Affares. We will united Korea and make Japan reform in to the Bushido state it once was. Then with all these great powers we will, under the flag of "The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies", with Focus, a song preformed by Hocus Pocus!, playing on the background defeat all evil on this earth. We we create the peace of our Age, THE WAR TO END ALL wars (again... -_-).
Tell me friend, DO YOU STAND WITH US? Will you be one of the lords of: "The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies"?
FOR GLORY,
Moritsugu Katsumoto