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192.1 hrs on record (100.2 hrs at review time)
Nice, calm, and peaceful game with the option to make your farm life a living hell by planting too many crops at the same time.
Highly recommended.
Posted November 30, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record
*Confused Screaming*

But seriously, I felt the need to delete this game after I played through it.

Overall, pretty good, first game I've ever felt unnerved by.
Posted October 9, 2017. Last edited October 9, 2017.
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2.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
This game is surprisingly fun. I have yet to figure out how much of this the game is purposely made to be bad and how much is just the devs limit but its all super fun. It's even better to play with friends, and at the low price of $0.99($0.79 during the current sale) you can get them it easily.

Plus you can shoot a man, who has been impaled in the stomach by a pitchfork for several days/weeks, in the stomach and he will scream in agony. So there you go.
Posted November 24, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.5 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Fair warning to people new to Bethesda games in general, there will be a good amount of minor glitches(some major) that simply come with the game. It's just how things are here, so save often unless you get the unofficial patches.

Its a great game, I have a lot more hours into the game on my Xbox 360 but my experience on PC has been so much more enhanced. The gameplay is great, there's hours of fun with a fairly well-written storyline, a huge open-world, and you will most likely not see everything the game has to offer without putting in a LOT of time. There is quick travel mind you, and if you want to go to a town you've never been, you can take a carriage. Or you can just walk there, which is my preferred option. It adds in new mechanics like mining for resources, and dual wielding both weapons and magic among other things. However compared to its predecessor, Oblivion, there are things I do miss most importantly the ability to craft spells.

Finally we get to the mods. If you never played an Elder Scrolls game before, I would recommend starting out without mods, getting a feel for the game. Then, if you don't like certain things(I dislike most of the faces, especially elves) you can just get mods to fix it. If you want the game to be ultra-realistic you can because there's tons of graphics based mods that can fix the textures. Don't like the combat style? There's a mod that makes it more brutal and "tactical" in a sense. You can make Skyrim into Star Wars with lightsaber mods and armor mods if you want.

The modders have had 5 years to perfect their arts releasing all manners of mods, and with the Special Edition coming out on the 28th, we'll have plenty more mods to come.

So if you're gonna buy, and you have a high-end computer(mines pretty okay), get all the DLCs too so you get the Special Edition for free.
Posted October 17, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
Definitely worth the price compared to the other DLC's, especially when on sale(Nearly $8 when on sale for a couple sniper rifles/costumes or helicopters? Seriously?) Some people complain about how it takes away from the realism, but the game's much better with this DLC.

Now for the generic part of my review.

Glitched proximity mine onto go-kart. Drove straight into hoard of zombies and blew up.
666/10 would Allahu Akbar again.
Posted March 17, 2016.
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16.6 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
Just know this, if you want to blow the nuts off of some Nazis don't go for Beginner, go for one of the difficulties with bullet physics. I've gotten more accidental nut shots than when I try.

But seriously, the game is great. The graphics are pretty good and if you love sniping games get this one or V3, its a different experience than most Shooter games. The storyline only took me about 5 hours but I replay the missions so often just to see those organs exploding.
Posted June 19, 2015.
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5.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Bought it for 2 dollars during Steam Sale on a hunch, was pleaseantly surprised. Has challenging but still easy enough puzzles to do, and you don't need to do them in a specific way(for the most part). Gives about 3 hours of gameplay if you don't rush through it. The abilities you can get come slowly but they are certainly useful once you get them. The art-style is pretty nice and the mechanics run smoothly, except every now and then, if you switch between crosslink and regular view too fast you might cause the game to freeze. And the music is wonderful.

TL;DR You can kick doors into people and tackle people out of windows. 10/10
Posted June 19, 2015.
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