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The streets were dark with something more than night.
-- Raymond Chandler
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Up against the net, redneck mother,
Mother who has raised your son so well;
He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh,
Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...
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Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw."
Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass."
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Secretary's Revenge:
Filing almost everything under "the".
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
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Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well
as destroy the object on which it is poured.
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"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
--Woody Allen
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