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Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Think about how quickly the entire Wizarding-World War III would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away and say "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

White Dragon

Post coitus, a man ejaculates into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the ejaculate through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating white whiskers resembling that of a dragon's.

BEWARE! WHITE DRAGON!

Well well Chris I never knew you were about that life