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if ur computer has malware...... thats me in there
if you take care of me like a little tamagotchi pet i will leave and give u a secret present in ur files
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if ur computer has malware...... thats me in there
if you take care of me like a little tamagotchi pet i will leave and give u a secret present in ur files
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nfx Oct 18, 2025 @ 6:57am 
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BAER Jun 2, 2025 @ 10:29am 
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smoap Feb 20, 2025 @ 5:25am 
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nfx Dec 22, 2024 @ 6:31am 
HOEvember is over! 😱😭 and you hoes know what that means🙎🏼❓It's BITCHmas time!!👄💋That's right you 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 sluts, it's the season of giving! 😘🎁😱 GIVING HEAD! 😮💦🍆😜 Share this with 6️⃣ of the biggest thots👄💅🏻 you know! If 0️⃣ respond😡😣, you were never a bad ♥♥♥♥♥. 😿😒😟 If 3️⃣ respond 🙇🏼 you know how to suck👄 that 🐓♥♥♥♥🐓 real good 😎👊🍆. If all 6️⃣ of those sluts reply😂😱😘, you will be getting some 🍑🍆 IN-THE-BUTT action 😏 within the next 🔟 days! So get a move on🏃🏻, you slutty little elves👅, if you don't share with those hoes 👯 in 7️⃣ minutes! 😲 THERE WILL BE NO ♥♥♥♥♥ TO SUCK UNDER THE TREE 🌲😮 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! 😢😲😈
nfx Dec 20, 2024 @ 7:24pm 
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BAER Dec 20, 2024 @ 12:27pm 
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You