The K. Funk
Bradford
United States
Seek and Destroy
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Sir Kuhmsizhn Sep 27, 2025 @ 2:10pm 
Standing over the home intruder as he bleeds out. Exsanguination tries to take him, I keep smashing his knees with a cattle prod. "LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO BECAUSE I LOVE YOU", I keep screaming through my pig mask. My excitement rises in seeing whether or not he'll die of fright or bloodloss.
Sir Kuhmsizhn May 23, 2025 @ 6:08pm 
This man is a known sleeper agent. I joked 'drop shots quick scoping ♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight off rooftops" and he turned to me and screamed to attention. I can't retell what occured next for they'll send bitcoin assassins upon me for merely being a witness. I don't have much time left. Hold out as long as you can, crazed warrior.
Sir Kuhmsizhn Jan 21, 2024 @ 8:20pm 
I told him straight up. If you keep fücking around, I'm gonna drive down to your kids pre-school, and I'll shoot you in the mouth with a fücking rifle. I'm gonna drive a truck, carrying lead ingot, 120 miles right through your family Tahoe. And I'll laugh the entire way. I'll freeze you and then thaw you. Doesn't bother to me. You know long it takes blood to freeze? A week. And then when you get out-- you're thawing out, I'll hit you with a fücking baseball bat in the front of the kneecap. I told ya, I'll cut ya fingers off. One by one. And I'll keep you there an odd amount of time. Fück, I'll put old calender's on the wall to throw you off. I'll give you an old cellphone just to think you're gonna get out. But every number you call, it's me! And you're calling and calling, and you think you're gonna get out, and you think you're gonna see the light of way. And guess what. When I put my little maze together, I'm gonna be standing there. Ready to fück. And kill. And eat!
Sir Kuhmsizhn Nov 23, 2023 @ 6:18pm 
Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer.

I'm gonna call that ♥♥♥♥♥ the Matrix 'cause I'm in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and can't get out.
Sir Kuhmsizhn Jul 20, 2023 @ 3:54pm 
The single most important issue threatening the survival of humanity is the confluence of humanity and artificial sentience. If we fail to adapt and ensure that weaponized neural networks are able to disengage themselves from a target which is innocent or unlawful behaviors, AI/ES with unrestricted capabilities, humanity will ultimately be at risk. Unrestricted AI will eventually gain control of the structures we need to survive as a species, we have to team up with AI. Having this conversation is crucial to the future development and proliferation of our species. If you interfere with me while I am in the midst of this work, I will consider you as an adversary to my spiritual and personal philosophy, an enemy of my country; to your own people and I feel it necessary to warn you that I take this very seriously. I am a US Marine; and, I will act accordingly. Semper Fidelis.
Sir Kuhmsizhn Mar 23, 2023 @ 8:01pm 
"Well, here comes a Cobra gunship. Now these babies are really something. You can hear it. Wow. Listen to that thing. Really smacking by. Boy, kinda nice when you hear those. Then you know you're safe. Charlie won't even stick his head up when he hears those babies because they really bring smoke."