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“Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!” - Sgt Johnson

“When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!” - Sgt Johnson

Funny thing- You wanna destroy a man, you don't need to kill him. You just need to kill what he loves.

Everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story

The moral is: You're a ♥♥♥♥♥ - Handsome Jack