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Dad Jokes, your welcome

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE

What do you cal an elephant that doesn't matter?
as IRR-ELEPHANT

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? because it was TWO-TIRED

Did you hear about the resturaunt on the moon?
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

Why did the coffee file a police report?
IT GOT MUGGED

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
he won the NO-BELL PRIZE

I used to hate facial hair but...
THEN IT GREW ON ME

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because...
IT WAS JUST GATHERING DUST

What do u get from a pampered cow?
SPOILED MILK

Want to hear a joke about paper?
IT'S TEAR-ABLE

I could make a joke about pizza but it's..
A LITTLE CHEESY

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
NO BODY NOES!

This graveyard looks over crowded...
people must be DYING to get in.

i brought some shoes off a drug dealer, i dont know what he laced them with but
I'VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY