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My friends told me that minimalism was cool so I just didn't try at all.



A fly is buzzing around one afternoon when he notices a smaller bug on his back. He asks the smaller bug, “Are you a mite?” The smaller bug says, “I mite be.” “That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard.” The fly responds. And the mite says, “What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!"


TREMBLE BEFORE ME, PATHETIC VERTEBRATES, FOR IT IS I, THE INSECT OF INDEXES, LORD OF PRETENTIOUSNESS AND CAPS LOCK!