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Welcome to my Steam Profile!

🎮 Professional Noob 🎮

If there was an Olympic event for dying in the first 5 minutes of any game, I'd be a gold medalist. I can turn even the easiest tutorial into a tragic tale of failure and respawn.

📜 Gamer Resume 📜

Games Completed: 0 (I like to keep my options open)
Hours Wasted: Too many to count, yet somehow not enough
Skills: Expert button-masher, Master of accidental team kills, Supreme collector of in-game junk

💬 Favorite In-Game Quotes:

"Oops, my bad!"
"Wait, how do I reload?"
"Is friendly fire a thing in this game?"

🤔 Life Philosophy:

- If you're not losing, are you even playing?
- Winning is for those who haven't discovered the joy of spectacular defeat.
- Remember, it’s not about winning or losing; it's about how many ridiculous ways you can find to die.

Feel free to add me if you enjoy watching a live-action comedy of errors. Just remember, when I say "cover me," I mean "watch me get shot."

Happy gaming, and may your lag be low and your framerates high!