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Absolutely baffling that people supposedly "enjoy" this. This is a design nightmare in so, so, SO many different ways. It's honestly damn near impossible to pinpoint everything fundamental to the game that is simply a terrible idea, from the movement (slow and unresponsive) to the combat (quicktime events) to the story (bad) to the encounters (I'll get to that). The best way I can summarize my experience with this game is by outlining my approach to every single boss fight in the game:

1) craft knife gloves
2) get orange juice
3) hit boss, get hit because they're faster and attack through my clunky long-ass animations, chug juice. rinse and repeat until either it or I am dead.

"BUT HURRR YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE BOSSES ON YOUR FIRST RUN!!!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO THEM ON YOUR THIRD RUN, A FULL 30 HOURS DEEPER INTO THE GAME!!!1!!!!1"

Do you people have nothing better with your lives than play this old, clunky, terrible game repeatedly until you can smack the gimp suit chainsaw incel harder than he can smack you? It is baffling that this game is meant to be replayed, and each playthrough is around 15 hours (seemingly locked there since EVERYTHING you do in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is timed for some reason), and that your first few playthroughs are meant to be spent dilly dallying pressing your (single) attack button repeatedly to kill zombies (and occasionally mashing your control to quicktime out of their attacks) while escorting NPCs with Cyberpunk-tier terrible AI.

God what an absolute travesty. If you buy this for dirt cheap, enjoy your three minutes of silly crafting and item-throwing shenanigans and for the love of god do not do what I did and actually play through the game. Also, the endings (and whole story really) suck anyways.

The music is honestly kinda nice I liked the ambiance, but I'd rather chew glass than play this garbage fire ever again