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🤕
Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING
BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
😭
Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
🤗
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs
and begin to stifle our yawns.
-- Helen Rowland
😵
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare
🤣
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
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God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!
😪
There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.
-- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923
😘
"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon
airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I
- for he <3